Still Together

Boo wants to marry little McKenna in his class. She doesn't want to and told him they were divorced. So. I had to explain divorce. Never heard of the concept. Scared the crap outta him. Had a mental melt-down. HH and I had to reassure him over and over that mommy & daddy were never getting divorced.

Next scene: in the car, several weeks later.

Boo: Mommy I wisht you were divorced.

*ALARM BELL! ALARM BELL!* Whoo-whoo-hee-hee- breathe breathe. Caaaalm down. Act nonchalantly.*
Me: Oh? Why is that?

Boo: So I can marry you. And daddy can be our son.



Diane said...

I love it!

Lora said...

that's ridiculously adorable, I agree with Diane.

Did you know that Diane and I are real-life besties? I love when I see my friends all reading each other's blogs.

Sarah said...

Hahaha.He is so cute~^^

mamawhelming said...

A very sweet and cute boy who loves his mama!

Musings of a Housewife said...

Oh my word. Hilarious. But so sad when they make unpleasant discoveries.