Boo wants to marry little McKenna in his class. She doesn't want to and told him they were divorced. So. I had to explain divorce. Never heard of the concept. Scared the crap outta him. Had a mental melt-down. HH and I had to reassure him over and over that mommy & daddy were never getting divorced.
Next scene: in the car, several weeks later.
Boo: Mommy I wisht you were divorced.
*ALARM BELL! ALARM BELL!* Whoo-whoo-hee-hee- breathe breathe. Caaaalm down. Act nonchalantly.*
Me: Oh? Why is that?
Boo: So I can marry you. And daddy can be our son.