Heard from behind the IKEA shower curtain:
"Mom, after I'm done with my shower, I'm going on a world-wide adventure, OK?"
Sure, honey. I would love for you to see the world, all its beauty and variety and sadness and festivities. I'd love for you to stay in a hut and eat unusual foods and swim in crystal clear waters. I'd want you to meet wise monks in monasteries, work in a Chinese orphanage, learn a dying Native Alaskan language, see Ronchamps at sunset.
"Mom, what's a 'world-wide adventure?'"