. . . because nobody has taught my son that his cute pet goldfish, when it dies, is G-R-O-S-S!!! His dad has let him keep it in a plastic container overnight so that Boo can "grieve."
What you don't understand yet, is that it is not a 1" little goldfish from the fair. This is about 5" from his bulgy eyes to the tip of his fantail. And now that he's been dead for over 24 hours, his blood has started leeching out of him!
AAAAAAAK! I got married so my husband can deal with dead critters - but that meant GETTING IT OUT OF THE HOUSE!!